Woman Seriously Injured by a Sex Toy Mishap!!!

Ok, Ok, Ok,

Why did I get and invite to one of my good friends bachelor party and "saw" this trick performed live???? I remember thinking, "this is some crazy Sh!#t, I hope theres no blade in that saw". Looking around the room, all the fellas was acting like this was common place and seeing as "exotic dancer routines" aren't really my area of expertise... I politely tipped the ladies on my friends behalf, had a couple of beers, and watched the show.....

Fast forward to this morning's news!!!!!!!

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. (WUSA) - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirmed the information to 9NEWS NOW.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior.





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Ms. Parker said...

OH SHYT!!!! THIS IS CRAZY!!! WHEN THAT FOOL WOULD HAVE CAME TO ME WITH THAT DAYUM TOY I WOULD HAVE TOLD HIM, "FUCK NO!" This is nuts!!! I like doing my thang but mayne this shit right here, this shyt right here, woulda been a no no, flup that a FUCK NO!!!! LOL!!! I feel sorry for her. Poor baby! Everything that you are curious about you should NOT test!

Im OUT!!! This is making me feel some kinda way! said...
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What if the saber saw was her idea?? Notice how we automatically assume that the dude had to be the one, lol

Mr. Devils Advocate

Ms. Parker said...

You right! We do, but that was why I ended it saying, "Everything that you are curious about you should not test." If it was her idea or his, that shyt just don't sound too appealing. Then again there are some great freaks than me!

L. Henderson said...

Both of them are some dumb asses. Him for actually "inventing" that mess and her for going along with it. I hope she's okay though that blade probably has her insides looking like hamburger meat. Let this be a lesson for everyone not to create sex toys in the bedroom, okay? Thanks!

Tabitha said...

LMAO!!! People do some dumb sh*t!! Nothing about a flippin saw sounds like it might be pleasing!! lol said...

Rules of Thumb:

If you have to use WD40 on it..... not a good look

If it uses gas/kerozyne.... not a good look

If Goggles are required for use.... not a good look

If it has the word "SAW" in it.....
not a good look

Thats all for now!

Donita said...

she's such a dummy for letting that go down...there's no way in hell i'd let anyone insert anything that's based from a powertool in me. that's crazy!