LOL..... GOTTA LOVE IT!!!
Our over at KRACKBLOG.COM (S/O to HeadKrack) have compiled the coolest list ever!!! I've decided to take there list and add my own reasons as to why i think sex in a particular vehicle would be a pro or a con....
#1.) Mercedes-Benz E-Class
BfreeOpinion: Every friggin Mercedes I see jus seems to be really small to me, even the biggest models seem to be a lil tight. Keep in mind i'm 6'5 and 25o lbs. My theory is this is number uno becuz short dudes with money all voted a million times and effed it up for us all!!
#2.) Volkswagen Beetle
BfreeOpinion: Why the hell would you want to have sex in a beetle? if not only to say, "lol, i had sex in a beetle" NEXTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
#3.) Ferrari 458 Italia
BfreeOpinion: what the hell is a 458 italia???? if it isn't room 458 in hotel Italia, then i'm not buying it... italian cars are sexy but are they really "sexy"?? *kanye shrug*
#4.) Mini Cooper
BfreeOpinion: GTFOOH (translation: Get The Fluck Out Of Here)....
#5.) Volvo V70 station wagon
BfreeOpinion: NOW WE TALKING.... you kno Volvo's are known for making the safest cars in the world.... just add two willing participants and some condoms and POW!!! the safest sex you'll ever have! and its a station wagon... (sleeping bags & moon roof optional) :D
#6.) Volkswagen Golf GTI
BfreeOpinion: who cares...
#7.) Alfa Romeo Spider
BfreeOpinion: this is some as seen on tv movie shhhhhh, i don't even think i've seen on in real life.
#8.) Rolls-Royce Ghost
BfreeOpinion: refer to #7
#9.) Aston Martin Vanquish
BfreeOpinion: See #8
#10.) Land Rover Discovery
BfreeOpinion: Can you really go wrong in an SUV..... add tint, a good parking brake, some airfresher, glove box condom dispenser, and some good shocks...... #WhereWeGo!!!
Dear Head Krack and the Krackblog writers/Blog team... can we get post on the top ten hood cars that get it in????
Bubble Caprices, 88's, mom's old Sky Lark, any Astro Mini-Vans, Heavy Chevy Block body Caprice, the Original "Stinkin Lincoln" aka the 1st Town car, Bonnivilles, & the good ole soft top caddy (any caddy made b4 1980). Now those are some vechicles that produced some babies! i'm sure all the down south folks will even comment on good locations and crazy stories to boot!!! #LetsGetiT
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